Monday, March 28, 2011

Hell Day Part 2


 The Winner is
A. Shower Up

Tony realized that showering was most important and ran to the bathroom.  He immediately got under the shower head and turned the water on.  But instead of water, some slimy, smelly green-brown fluid shot out of the shower-head and drenched Tony.
           
“WHAT THE FUCK!” He shouted falling out of the shower covered in the mess.  He smelled horrible.

Looking at the bathtub, he figured a pipe burst or something.  But he had no time to wonder and with all the towels he had, wiped the sludgy mess off his body.  But he couldn’t get rid of the smell, which made him smell like a bum covered in trash. 

Tony used as much cologne as he could to disguise the sludge smell and left for his car.  The minute he tried to start his car, it made a horrible noise and didn’t start.

“Why…” He sighed thinking things couldn’t get worse.  He knew the bus swung by his office if he ran.  But that would be a pain.  Or he could call a cab but that might be expensive.  What should he do?

Make the Choice

A. Call a mechanic
B. Run to the Bus
C. Call a cab
D. Hitchhike
E. You wouldn’t be productive today smelling like shit, so ditch work

I’ll post the result next Monday

1 comment:

  1. B. run for the bus because Tony seems more like a bus guy than a call a cab guy. really, Tony should call his work first.

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